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The following industries and organizations have had the misfortune of associating themselves with Zioth Incorporated Limited Industries and Affiliates™ ®. They are known as The Affiliates™, because they are not Zioth Incorporated Limited Industries™, but are still part of Zioth Incorporated Limited Industries and Affiliates™ ®. If you have any need of clarification on this matter, feel free to contact Welcome to Zioth Incorporated Limited Industries and Affiliates™ ®plugin-autotooltip__default plugin-autotooltip_bigWelcome to Zioth Incorporated Limited Industries and Affiliates™ ®
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* Did you know that “Moose Watching” is illegal in twelve cities and towns throughout the USA, because of fatal injuries caused by it? * Did you know that Bullwinkle Moose was the real name of a Pennsylvania farmer? The show was inspired by Mr. Moose, who was a friend of the producer's sister. Rocky Squirrel, however, was a completely original name. Moose Pageplugin-autotooltip__default plugin-autotooltip_bigMoose Page
Looking at this Moose page, you may ask, “what is this infatuation you have with moose?”
I'm not quite sure I can explain it myself. Maybe it's their huge size (male moose grow to 7'6“ at the shoulder and 1000lb). Perhaps it's their agile movements (moose can move very quietly through underbrush, despite their size and mass). Maybe it's those fancy gadgets they carry on top of their heads (moose antlers can measure as much as 6ft from tip to tip, and weigh up to 90lb as a pair). May…